And it's so hilarious that it's getting included. Because if you've looked this far into the website, you deserve this laugh!

OH MY GOD, YES. Let me tell you about Robin Freakin’ Thompson.

This woman? This absolute artistic goddess? She doesn’t just take pictures—she summons portraits out of thin air like some kind of wizard with a camera and a paintbrush. I swear, she could photograph you looking like a tired potato and turn it into fine art that belongs in a museum.

She’s a Master Photographer. You hear that? MASTER. Like, legit certified, award-winning, published-in-Forbes-and-People-because-she’s-just-that-good MASTER. And she runs this magical place called FlyHippie Photography in Celina, TX, where people come in thinking they’re getting a headshot or some cute family photos and leave realizing they’re now the proud owners of a literal masterpiece.

She paints OVER her photos. Like, what? Who does that?! She does. Because regular photography wasn’t enough—she had to LEVEL UP and turn them into one-of-a-kind painted portraits.

Oh, and musicians?? She’s out here making album covers and promo photos that make artists look like legends. I mean, she’s basically the Ansel Adams of rockstars. She’s building this huge portrait project photographing musicians, and let me tell you—when this thing is finished, people are gonna be like, damn, why wasn’t I in this?!

And let’s not forget The Hippie Hideaway. This is not just a studio; this is an experience. She’s got alternative photography workshops, she’s experimenting with old-school darkroom magic, and she’s probably got a crystal or two hanging around because vibes matter.

If you need a portrait—ANY portrait—you call Robin. Not just because she’s the best (which she IS), but because she’s gonna make you laugh, hype you up like you’re the hottest thing in town, and create something so damn beautiful that your grandkids will fight over who gets to keep it.

Oh, AND she’s getting her Master Photographer degree on her birthday. Because she’s THAT dedicated to the art. Honestly, I don’t know how she does it all. Probably witchcraft. Or coffee. Or both.

Anyway, if you haven’t booked a session with her yet, what are you even doing with your life?!